Ok, we need another National [insert subject here] Day like yet another hole in our heads but here goes anyway, just because this happens to be in favor of our favorite passtime:
Today happens to be National Drink Beer Day. So drink up everybody (though no driving afterward, right? Same with operating heavy machinery or taking prescription painkillers. Don’t say we didn’t remind you).
Of course, I am tempted to observe that EVERY day should be National Drink Beer Day. Call me when there is a day for something unusual, like, say, “National Gargle an IPA Day.” That is something that should happen just once a year. At most.
– Sean Scully